R-Kwon - Slow Clap

Netflix and chillin' with a movie, feeling groovy
Maxing and relaxing - kind of soothing
Putting on a classic flick from the 80's
Perfect for the retro dudes and the ladies
Here's the protagonist, looks like he's a dweeb
Rolling with his crew where everyone's a freak
Here's the antagonist, looking like a creep
Picking on the losers, dweebs, freaks, and geeks
There's the antagonist, on the attack
Hitting on the love interest, hits him with a slap (smack)
Suddenly the bad guy hits her right back (thwack)
The two main characters get into a scrap
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Antagonists and nere-do-wellers decimate the scene
Beating up the misfits, throttling the dweebs
Launching all the good guys to the cheap seats
Appetite for destruction, and they're here to eat
The Battle Royale spills out into the streets
Drilling all the freaks into the concrete
It's a sound drubbing and it's weighted heavily
Dominated strongly by the muscle-bound elite
Here comes the montage filling in a gap
Anticipate the plot and what is on tap
Based on the flashback and the recap
Going for the jugular, now the kneecaps
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It's a Webster Slaughter as the dweebs all bleed
Salty taste of blood and it's really bittersweet
But they muster up the strength now they're gonna dig deep
As the tables start to turn and it happens suddenly
Now the dweebs are pulverizing all their enemies
Snatching out a victory from the hands of defeat
The hero gets a chance to put the kingpin to sleep
But he has a conscience and decides to show him mercy
That was the heel turn, hope you didn't nap
Now the script is flipped, and they're all like "oh snap"
Didn't see it coming, now they're all like "oh crap"
Respect from the enemy earns a slow clap
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Slow clap (slow clap, slow clap, slow clap)

Written by:
Raymond Brennan

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