Afrikan Boy and ajan - Ancestry

Chorus
Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors
It took Six weeks and they took my money.
I Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors
I couldn't believe what the doctor told me.

First Verse
Sorry my friend you're Chinese,
I said I know I smoke high but don't take the Piss!
He said sorry that's the test it no dey scatter
please if you have a question ask the counter.
So I go to receptionist, Please what is wrong?
She said listen that is the result its not wrong this time we know we got it right.
So I go to China and make a Kong fu, I dey drink cockroach breastmilk and do many thing.
Ten years later I don get my wedding ring.
I have two babies, one son one daughter and their names Ching Chin Chin Chong…
It appears actually you are from… Jamaika.
Are you sure? I say yes fam, Abuan.
I am from Jamaica and I go back to my maker!

Chorus
Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors It took Six weeks and they took my money.
I Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors I couldnt believe what the doctor told me.
Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors It took Six weeks and they took my money.
I Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors
Can you believe what the doctor told me


Second Verse
Anyway one day at my daughter's birth day. I got a phone call in a very peculiar way .
The Doctor said hey are you Mr Ajose. I said thats not my name, my name is Shawn Wayne.
He listen mr Shawn Wayne I have something that i have to say to you today. And this is very very very special tray. It appears the two doctors that were calling you the other day they were wrong! I am sorry for this matter but you need to come back, to the office right now as a matter of fact.
I said I did --- I did kongfu for china I know get that matter so anyway..
I take another flight to London, this time I am very vex I no dey function. I kick in the door I see the doctor. He want rub his chin again and I slap his head.
Excuse me sir your papers are wrong again, I dont know what is wrong with our system must be your melanin .. It appears actually you are from…. Marocco .. Kazablanka.
It appears actually you are from…. Irish? It appears actually you are from…. Naaa ?
It appears actually you are from…. Nigeria ? Thanx god!
Ohh my I am from Mumbai! Ohh my I am from Mumbai! Ohh my I am from Mumbai!
Pepe, Hashan, Tzadik, Thompson Macgregori!!
But this is Ancestry dot find yourself?

Chorus
Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors It took Six weeks and they took my money.
I Gave all my DNA to find my ancestors I couldnt believe what the doctor told me.
Ok listen mister. How do u do? Whats your Name again? I said listen my name is Hashan.

Outro
Listen Hashan its seem we are having a problem with your DNA. We cant figure out where are you from Hashan. Or Swan Wayne or Tzadik or Thompson or Macgregury.
Just call one more time.. Just one more time..

Written by:
MARK PINHASOV, OLUSHOLA AJOSE

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