C. James Conrad - I FOUGHT A NINJA

I wanted to buy a frog
But I bought a toad
Yeah, I bought a toad
I had bought a toad
On the side of the road
On the side of the road

I wanted to fight a girl
But I fought a ninja
Yeah, I fought a ninja
I had fought a ninja
I got really injured
I got really injured

I wanted to think of something cool
But I thought of school
Yeah, I thought of school
I had thought of school
I felt like a fool
I felt like a fool

I wanted to catch worm
But I caught a snake
Yeah, I caught a snake
I had caught a snake
It was a mistake
It was a mistake

I wanted to teach my dog to speak
So I taught my dog to speak
Yeah, I taught my dog to speak
I had taught my dog to speak
But I never said he learned
No, I never said he learned

I wanted to bring my dog
And snake and toad
Bring them to school

So I brought my dog and snake
And toad to school
I brought them to school

I had brought them all
I had brought them all
I had brought them all
I brought all my pets to school

Then that ninja girl that beat me up
Wanted to see all the pets I brought
When she saw my pets at school
She thought they were cool
Yeah, she thought they were cool

I fought a ninja
I fought a ninja
I fought a ninja
But now it’s cool cause we’re friends at school

I fought a ninja
I fought a ninja
I fought a ninja
But now it’s cool cause we’re friends at school
But now it’s cool cause we’re friends at school

Written by:
CHARLES CONRAD II

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