Keith and the Cockroaches - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murica

Everything is flavored peppermint
Everyone is signing Jingle Bells
Tis the season when the money's spent
Can't understand what the caroler's yell
A firearm in the classroom locker
Sacrifices for the lobbyists' coffer
Now where's our Billy? In a pool of Red
Now don't be silly, it's the color we spread

Merry Christmas, Mr. Murica
Merry Christmas, Mr. Murica

Everyone is hanging flashing lights
Elves and jolly reindeer everywhere
Everything is Red, green, and white
Well, can't you feel it hanging in the air
Staring down the department window
She buckles from what we push her into
Searches in her purse, needs her pills
Gonna need a hearse, it's the season that kills

Oh, Merry Christmas, Mr. Murica
Merry Christmas, Mr. Murica, ha, ha

Ho, Ho, Ho

Early morning sitting around the tree
Brilliant ribbons wrapping gifts aglow
Safe and warm inside, you and me
Thank Christmas that we'll never know
Sweating, freezing, shoeless man
Living in the shadow of a garbage can
Just you take yours, but give me mine
Keep what's ours, better to be blind

Merry Christmas, Mr. Murica
Merry Christmas, Mr. Murica

And to all a good night

Written by:
VIRDEN THOMAS

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