Banter - Thinkin' Bout My Boo (KCC)

Sittin' on my bed in the middle of June
Thinkin' bout the things I hope we'll do
Then I became aroused
But my dad was up ahead
So I went and wacked off in the big tool shed
It's gettin' kinda late and I need to masturbate
Minds on you so I have to contemplate
Cuz I know that you're my cousin
And I know it might be rude
But never the fact that you are
One handsome dude

Goin' through my tissues
I just don't know what to do
Said you wanna kiss me and
I think that I do too
Beatin' off to all the things
That live inside my head
I know that if we do it
Then our kid will be inbred

Jerkin' and I'm fuckin' jackin'
Man this is fantastic
Thinkin' bout my boo
Too bad Mom just fucking hates me
So you can't come date me
Ain't that just so rude?

Everyone's around and I'm down real bad
I tried to tell my Mom but she got real mad
Then we locked eyes
And I swear I turned red
God I wish that you were
In my fucking bed
God I wish that our love
Would be free
All of the sudden
You're approaching me
You and your beard got down on one knee
And asked
"Can I see your pee-pee?"

When you fuckin' said that man
I was 'bout to cum
Said you'd fuck me silly
Boy just make me fucking dumb
Goin' to the closet and my face is feelin' numb
I know that it's wrong
I just need a fucking crumb

Jerkin' and I'm fuckin' jackin'
Man this is fantastic
Thinkin' bout my boo
Too bad Mom just fucking hates me
So you can't come date me
Ain't that just so rude?

Strokin' on my penis it feels good
Said you'll nut inside me I think you should
Goin' hard inside me it feels great
The poo-poo on your pee-pee I know you hate
Waited for so long for that schlong
You should ask your brother to tag along
After we done fuckin' we hit the bong
Why did I just write that fuck this song

Oh just fuck me
Oh just fuck me
Oh just fuck me
Oh just fuck me
Oh just fuck me
Oh just fuck me
I'm about to cum!
(Ehhh!)

Jerkin' and I'm fuckin' jackin'
Man this is fantastic
Thinkin' bout my boo
Too bad Mom just fucking hates me
So you can't come date me
Ain't that just so rude?

What the fuck are you doin' in my toolshed boy?!

Dad get the fuck away
He's fucking out my brains
You're driving me insane!
Fuck I was 'bout to cum!
You stupid fucking bum!
Please don't tell Mom!

Wait he?

Written by:
Nickolas Worthington, Ramona Cansler

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