The Gallowgate Murders - Wreck Head Wedding

He was a punk rock party man,
Buckfast, beer and mandy fan!
And she was a wreck-head metal mess,
pretty and pissed-up, loved the sesh.
Met the whisky, grape and vine.
Not long 'til the bells would chime.
Took a knee, those words did say,
and they wed on Independence Day.
Did you ever see the whisky pour so free?
The ceilidh band called Take a Stand?
Lads and lassies, tan yer glasses,
grab your partners 1, 2, 3!
The bridesmaids beauties looked so fine
dressed in red like ruby wine.
And the bride was a sight the gods made up
but it went to shit when the lads turned up!
The groom was smashed and the ushers steamed,
spoiling all the poor girl's dreams.
And me and Jamie drank the most
and the pricks showed up with a pigmy goat!

Did you ever see the whisky pour so free?
The ceilidh band called Take a Stand?
Lads and lassies, tan yer glasses,
grab your partners 1, 2, 3!

The bride's Da stood and smashed the glass and tripped over
the preacher's feet.
The brother tried to save the day and chundered through his Best Man's speech.
The goat went rampant, made a mess and tried to eat
the wedding dress.
But when they danced everybody could see this wrecked
wedding was meant to be.

Did you ever see the whisky pour so free?
The ceilidh band called Take a Stand?
Lads and lassies, tan yer glasses,
grab your partners 1, 2, 3!

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The Gallowgate Murders

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