2k12cr - Hair

Hair, love your armpit hair
Love the way you dyed it red and blue
Baby, I'm so into you and your hair
Never using Nair
Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr
Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, it's what you got
I remember when I met you at the coffee shop
Showing off your artistic liberal skills
To pour my coffee without no spills
That night, I saw you slamming poetry
Yelling into the mic about voting Hillary
Smashing balls like you smash the patriarchy
I knew right then, baby, it would be you and me
Saw your armpit hair coming out of your sleeve
I could smell your stank miles away in the breeze
Yeah, some might think that your hair is obscene
But when it catches my eye, it's a beautiful thing
I'm not the type of guy to give you no flak
For the hair on your pits or the hair on your back
Your women's studies degree, or your army of cats
Cause it's a beautiful man that you're gonna attract

Hair, love your armpit hair
Love the way you dyed it red and blue
Baby, I'm so into you and your hair
Never using Nair
Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr
Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, more like hirsute
Got a molestache, got your combat boots
Shaved down to the scalp on half of your head
Cause you gotta make room for the hair on your legs
But the hair I love, it's all under your arms
Irresistible, cause you got feminine charms
Using colorful dye, no animals harmed
Yeah, call me light switch cause you're turning me on
I'm the whitest of knights, girl you already know
I'd never call my lady a bitch or a ho
I worship your hair, even the hair on your toes
And I'll open the door for you wherever you go
Let me tell you, baby girl, don't never shave ever
You're my booty cause every hair you got is a treasure
Tall, short, big, small, body hair makes it better
Triple tipping my fedora for the hair, you betcha

Hair, love your armpit hair
Love the way you dyed it red and blue
Baby, I'm so into you and your hair
Never using Nair
Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr
Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, love your armpit hair
Love the way you dyed it red and blue
Baby, I'm so into you and your hair
Never using Nair
Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr
Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, love your armpit hair
Love the way you dyed it red and blue
Baby, I'm so into you and your hair
Never using Nair
Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr...

Written by:
Ben Cloutier

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