Rawkward - The Christmas Bop

It's Rawkward
AKA Jingle Bell Rawk
And this is The Christmas Bop

It's the Christmas Bop
Gonna hit the shops
Drop a grip of guap
On some gifts for tots
Light ya trees with me
Feel free to sip your nog
We're gettin' lit like logs
All winter long
It's the Christmas Bop
Gonna hit the shops
Drop a grip of guap
On some gifts for tots
Light ya trees with me
Feel free to sip your nog
We're gettin' lit like logs
All winter long

Ya'll heard of Elf on the Shelf
Well, this is crack on the track
Had everybody waitin on me
Like the man with the bag
Well now I'm back with the (W)raps
Ribbons and bows
Pitchin' snow and
Goin' ham off the bat
Gone off a gram of who hash
I came to sleigh like the whip
And tell me, who's got the nog?
We need a keg of that shit
To really say that it's lit
Lit like the tree out in Rock-a-fella Center
While I rock the foulest sweater
Now let's talk about the weather
They said outside that it's frightful
But the fire I provide when I'm on the mic's so delightful
So check the rhyme, something like ol'
Saint Nick's Naughty-Nice List
'Cause I know my rhymes are on the nice list
Not even in my prime and I'm like this
And I ain't hit a lick
Or stake homes out
But you could Call me Mr. Grinch
Because I take no L
I tell ya, all I do is win
Until my Halo sprouts
I'll be a star til I'm angel
So I'll take a bough

It's the Christmas Bop
Gonna hit the shops
Drop a grip of guap
On some gifts for tots
Light ya trees with me
Feel free to sip your nog
We're gettin' lit like logs
All winter long
It's the Christmas Bop
Gonna hit the shops
Drop a grip of guap
On some gifts for tots
Light ya trees with me
Feel free to sip your nog
We're gettin' lit like logs
All winter long

Jingle Bell Rawk on the track
We're going holiday ham
Got Christmas cheer in my spirit
And rum and nog in my glass
Tell Misses Santa's sister
Come and hop on my lap
I'll give her what she want for Christmas
Stuff her stocking with that
And I might pop a couple caps
And start talking to a cat
That sound like Aubrey Plaza as
I walk a Winter Wonderland
Hit up the Mad Hatter, have him make a bunch of hats
To put on Frosty's head so we can keep him coming back
It's time to Deck the Halls
And keep some Halls on Deck
Because I'm sick but this sickness
Is one that's not called strep
I'm ill with the flow
And as chill as the cold
Winter winds when it blizzards
In the frigid North Pole
Now I need all of my people
Feeling jolly and gleeful
If ya'll can't get on my level
Then what ya rocking with me for?
That's how ya stocking receive coal
Well, that or nada from me so
Let's put on our Santa party hats and go holiday beast mode

It's the Christmas Bop
Gonna hit the shops
Drop a grip of guap
On some gifts for tots
Light ya trees with me
Feel free to sip your nog
We're gettin' lit like logs
All winter long
It's the Christmas Bop
Gonna hit the shops
Drop a grip of guap
On some gifts for tots
Light ya trees with me
Feel free to sip your nog
We're gettin' lit like logs
All winter long

Written by:
Robert Hernandez

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