The Red Riding Hood - Unicorn

Oh, I want to have a pink unicorn, and I feel a princess-like
But I watch the hardest porn. All my friends call me crazy Mike

I collect all cans that I've ever drunk. I like to scratch my balls when I watch TV show
But more I like to be as a movie star, wearing a princess' skirt and moving slow

I know that one day my dream turns to real
This day is coming, this day is near

Oh I want to have a pink unicorn, and I feel a princess-like
But I watch the hardest porn. All my friends call me crazy Mike

If I watch the movies
It will be the hardest genre with dildo from the elven glass and pretty naked orcs
The only thing, which kicks my ass, to switch another channel it's "Unicorn, one Princess, and fucking brother Fox"

I know that one day my dream turns to real
This day is coming, this day is near

Oh, I want to have a pink unicorn, and I feel a princess-like
But I watch the hardest porn. All my friends call me crazy Mike

Today my birthday party
I'm waiting for the guests
They know all my wishes
So what will be the next?

Guests already here
The party's going on
But I have a question
WEARE'S MY UNICORN?

Oh, I want to have a pink unicorn, and I feel a princess-like
But I watch the hardest porn. All my friends call me crazy Mike

Written by:
Nikita Popov

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