The Chickpea Darlings - My Baby Wants a Riot

My baby wants a riot
Ask her - she won't deny it
My baby wants a riot
She's normally quite quiet
My baby wants a riot
She's cursing like a pirate
My baby wants a riot
It's an urge and she won't fight it

My baby pays her taxes
Sometimes she goes without
She don't demand perfection
Quite rare she'll scream or shout
When things don't go her way
Not inclined to bitch or pout
'Til she heard about Jennifer Arcuri
Pole-dancing for the Führer

Now my baby wants a riot
Want venom? She'll supply it
My baby wants a riot
She's normally quite quiet
But my baby wants a riot
Ask her, she won't deny it now
My baby wants a riot
It's an urge and she won't fight it

I've tried to give her decaf
Cut back on her red meat
Took her away to Devon
Massaged her neck and feet
But she's still got Radio 4
On all night and she can't sleep
She threw away the telly
Now she's quoting Machiavelli

So my baby wants a riot
She's cursing like a pirate
My baby wants a riot
She's normally quite quiet
My baby wants a riot
Ask her, she won't deny it now
My baby wants a riot
It's an urge and she won't fight it

Grant Shapps stole away my lass
Kidnapped my sweet, sweet girl
Matt Hancock snatched away my princess
Left me with Lady Macbeth

It's made me want a riot
I'm cursing like a pirate now
We want to go to London
Eviscerate those chinless wonders
My baby wants a riot
Stop her? Just you try it now
My baby wants a riot
It's an urge and she shouldn't fight it

Written by:
Huw Darling

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