Texas Exit - My Own Bartender

I woke up looked in the mirror
Asked myself for another beer
Thank you sir you're too kind
It's no trouble I don't mind

I'm after something could you spare some advice
I'm looking for a drink Kahlúa rum and ice
Sit tight I'll fire up the blender
I'm my own bartender

Having sips drinking beer
At my bar I'm the only one here
But I'm happy to drink alone
Like Thorogood and George Jones

I need something stronger do you have something else
May I recommend some whisky from the top shelf
Give'r what you've got and go ahead and send'r
I'm my own bartender

Polished off my whisky as I paid up my tab
Hey bartender call our cab
Theres no need beds over there
Thanks a lot I fall down the stairs

You've done it this time my visions blurred
Legs are loose I think you over served
I guess you're right I put us both on a bender
I'm my own bartender

I'm my own bartender
I'm my own bartender
I'm my own bartender
Yeah
Oh Lord I'm my own
Bartender yeah

Written by:
Jonathan Pord, Ryan Irving

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