Cat Handcuffs - The Worst Idea Ever

It's been a while
Since I've heard something new
Doesn't squeak like an old shoe
Or hipsters huffing glue
It's been a while
Since ketchup was a fruit
I'll keep you I the loop

Oblivion let's make it last
Locusts swarm and swallow the past
Immorality of driving cash
Locust swarm and swallow the past

It's been a while
Since I've smelled something new
Doesn't smell like cheap perfume
Or bacon in a tomb
It's been a while
Since I've seen something new
Doesn't look like Doug Magrew
Or roadkill hairless shrew
It's been a while
It's been a while
It's been a while
It's been a while
It's been a while
Since I've tried something new
Like mayonnaise carp fondue
I'll save a bite for you

Written by:
Charles McClelland

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Cat Handcuffs

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