Jaydoh Aydoh - Hardest Caucasian Alive

(Hardest Caucasian Alive)
Yuh
You are now listening to "Hardest Caucasian Alive"
Aydoh
Is this that Hardest Caucasian Alive?
Yup
Damnnnn
(Ay Jaydoh, make sure not to burn the house down!)
Yup, yup, yup, yup
Yup, yup, yup, yup
Yup, yup, yup, yup
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup
Bish-bish-bish better know, don't touch my phone
I don't have time for a bitch, go home
Speaking on me, better watch your tone
Boi I'm hard like my dick or stone
But I don't ever say no homo, I'm grown
Spy Kids 3, when a bitch play me
Lil Carmen Cortez, and I do her like Stallone (Okay)
Boy I Run this shit, like a track meet (Run it)
Have to be an athlete tryna get past me
Same people talk shit and don't at me
Same people asking how I get so catchy
Talking all day how he out-rapped me
Got me cackling
Know it hurt badly
L-M-A-O
Tell me how you get hoed by a lil whiteboy with some acne (Damn)
With my dogs, I'm shaggy (Okay)
I'm getting this bread, fuck fasting (Yuh)
I talk my shit, no capping
Since high school, haven't done acting
And you know I'm not one for the bragging
But I'm on track for a lil business degree
Just in case I don't feel like rapping (Uhh, catch up fuckboy)
Yeah (Yup) for real (Yup)
I'd like to say sorry that I say bitch a lot (Sorry)
I'm a basic bitch, that turned business thot
Cuz something bout money hit the spot
Walking round like the Crimson Chin
These dickheads more like the 'Crimson Cock'
I tell my bro, go and get the glock
I cock it back, cuz it's nerf or naught
I'm cooking up this hellfire, still keep it cooler than Dippin Dots
I dipped for a hot while but baby got back like Sir Mix-A-Lot
One tray
Fifty shots
We get the guap, while getting sloshed
I'm a tipsy goat at the tippy top
I'm Walt Disney, you're a Disney jock ahhhh
Mannn
Ay Jaydoh, ay Jaydoh how's it dangling?
Yeah, shit
I'll make Corbin Bleu jump in, feel me?
Yeah, damn
I'm with my bitches, we're getting it in
Real bitch, I don't like to pretend
I'm talking like I don't care who I offend
Fuckboys love to hop on a trend
Quitting rap, is what I recommend
And when I blow, I might put on a show
And then pay the homies just to fucking attend (Let's get it!)
I said, hardest ever I don't break I don't freeze and
You built like IKEA I'm built like Nokia
So Imma keep growing Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
Now she wanna bang like Onomatopoeia
Boi-boi-boi imma blow that's word to North Korea
Your only goal should be survive
I don't need diamonds to outshine these hoes
I'm already the Hardest Caucasian Alive
Once more, bitch I'm a cracker rapper with an ego
My masters ain't in it, I don't want the deal
You actors like Leo, what you say ain't real
And when I die, burn me, don't give me to Cleo
This for my brother working up at Regal
Coronated when I picked up a pen
Hardest Caucasian, boi I'll drop a classic
Then I tell em watch while I do it again (Pussy)
Caucasian, caucasian
Ca-ca-ca-ca-caucasian, caucasian
You are now listening to Hardest Caucasian Alive
Whitest caucasian motherfucking alive boy
You know what the fuck

Written by:
Jake Lunn

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