Justin Howard - Ain't Enough Whiskey

Well I went to the bar on a Friday night
Knockin' 'em back to feel alright
And I'm dressed to catch some pretty little eyes
But the only look I got was from thunder thighs
She said Hey little darlin' are you from out of town?
Mind if I buy you another round
I took one look at her, my skin started to crawl
I sure didn't want to answer this booty call

The amount of teeth is less than eight
And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight
She's five foot two and 400 pounds
Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around
I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky
But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now

I tried to get another drink
The bartender said hey man take some time to think
Well there ain't no way I'd head home with powder puff
All the liquor you got wouldn't be enough
She said Hey little darlin' my truck's just outside
Would you like to go on a bumpy ride
Well I can't ma'am I need to get home by four
Then I ran out the back door

The amount of teeth is less than eight
And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight
She's five foot two and 400 pounds
Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around
I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky
But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now
No sir there ain't enough whiskey I'll tell you that much
Oh boy, take it Cleetus

Well
The amount of teeth is less than eight
And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight
She's five foot two and 400 pounds
Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around
I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky
But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty
I said there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty
I said there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now
Lord she was a big one, I'll tell you that
Hoo-wee

Written by:
Justin Howard

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