Justin Howard - Meth & Tigers

I'm stuck in a house, 'cause the government said don't leave your place
There's a virus going around, so wash your hands and don't your face
My lady's in another town, and I miss her so
I want to drive to her house, but they say no

I turn on the TV because I got no place to go
Even though I got chores to do, but I say hell no
First show I see it's called Tiger King, man what is this
Let me tell ya something man, you don't want to miss this

It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw
Threatin' this gay gunslingin' man and you'll get shot
It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw
After watching this crazy show I wrote this country song

A guy named Joe, is married to a couple of straight men
Breeds tigers, wrote some country songs, and ran for President
Carole who tries to rescue big cats is crazy as a loon
And it seems to me, she also murdered her husband too

Animal rights and tiger breeders can't get along
Joe wanted to get Carole shot, man that is so wrong
Doc and all of his girlfriends have tigers too
He says this ain't just a big cult man that ain't true

It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw
Threatin' this gay gunslingin' man and you'll get shot
It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw
After watching this crazy show I wrote this country song
After watching this crazy show I wrote this country song

Written by:
Justin Howard

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