George John Jordan Thomas Aquinas Hayward - Cisco Adler

But I want to be honest with you all
I have sent one dick pic
It was to my mother
It also wasn't my dick
I wish this wasn't true

My mother, age 72, Jennifer-Ja from Jamaica
She called me up
She said, I heard about Paris Hilton
And he had a leak
And there is a-a dick pic by Cisco Adler
And I've been Googling it and I can't find it
I said, Don't be Googling penises at seventy
You type in penis to Google at 72...
Who knows what she's going to find?
She's only one year retired
I said, If you're gonna be looking for penises...
You should do it in the safety of our own home
I will look up the penis for you
Fine

So I started Twittering and...
Used some SQL, some Python, some R
VBA
I found the thing
And I sent it to my mother
So what? I've seen bigger
I didn't-wasn't even ready
For that

And wi-ah-ah-and let me tell you, though
I'm a be real

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George Hayward

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