Thesaurus Rex - The Bachelor's Wife

Trapped!
Botched the escape plan
Made a mistake and
I bike home trying to pedal backwards
I push
Over Pulaski
Got lost on the backstreets
Called it quits and called a car
I drove
I drove myself crazy
Counting the ways she
Told me I should stay the night
And I caved
I woke up at her place
Gargled some toothpaste
Sleeping with the bachelor's wife
I'm just a people pleaser
I didn't mean to tease her
I feel so cruel I could cry
I'm just a people pleaser
And she's the bachelor's wife
Quick!
Ripping the Band-Aid
Screaming "I can't stay!"
I chicken out and pull it hair-by-hair but
I'm slow and it's too late
She's stirring her Kool-Aid
And I'm about to drink my share
She says "Baby! Why all the distance?
Fear of commitment
When you gonna change my life?"
And I-
I know what she's after
She knows I'm the bachelor
And she could be a bachelor's wife
I'm just a people pleaser
I didn't mean to tease her
I feel so cruel I could cry
I'm just a people pleaser
And she's the bachelor's wife
I got to break it off
I feel like such a bastard
I just getting plastered
Trying to work up the nerve
Holy matrimony Batman!
I feel like a dog in a CAT scan
And I can't stand it anymore!
I'm just a people pleaser
I didn't mean to tease her
I feel so cruel I could cry
I'm just a people pleaser
And she's the bachelor's wife
She's the bachelor's wife
I'm just a people pleaser
And she's the bachelor's wife

Written by:
Calvin Rezen

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