Dominic Frisby - Arise Sir Nigel

One hundred and seventy thousand words in the English language
Who'd've thought just three of them could trigger so much anguish
It seems absurd
That just three words
Could cause so much distress
What are they
I hear you say
Surely you can guess

Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
For services to politics
And Britain at large
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
Gosh there are some people that will take it so hard
Have taken it hard
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
It will be like some sadomasochistic frottage
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
Bestowed with honour by our queen
Top badinage

The centrist loons
And woke buffoons
Would suffer such a bruising
From just 3 words
It's quite absurd
And really quite amusing

Arise Sir Nigel

Written by:
Dominic Frisby

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