Comicz. - If I Had a Hundred Hashbrowns

If I Had a Hundred Hashbrowns
I'd be like "Woah that's a lotta hashbrowns"
I don't even understand
Why you would need that many hashbrowns
I don't care anyway
'Cause I'd always eat that many hashbrowns
'Cause I'm a
Disappointment
But hashbrowns taste pretty good
When they all cost one dollar
Thank you McDonald's
They all cost one dollar
I freaking love hashbrowns
And if I had a hundred
People'd probably complain
They'd be like what the fudge
Why not donate all those hashbrowns
To a charity
I'd be like heck you
That wouldn't work anyway
'Cause hashbrowns...
Probably... spoil or something...
Fricking
Whatever, dude
Hngggaaaaaa
Fight me
Kazoo solo!
Yeah!
Kazoo!
I love kazoos, man!
I love kazoos too!
Kazoos are great!
So are hashbrowns!
Yeah, that's why I bought a hundred of them!
You bought a hundred hashbrowns? Why'd you do that?
'Cause I really like hashbrowns
Well with that many hashbrowns you could start a charity!
I am! It's called Hashbrowns for Hope!
Oh, wow!
I don't know I've never tried
To send a hashbrown in the mail
And I don't ever intend on doing that
Your accusation is really confusing
But if I had a hundred hashbrowns
I'd be sure
I'd probably sell them
For fifty cents each
On Alibaba or eBay
'Cause I'm sure somebody would buy them
Because everyone's an idiot
Including me
That's why I have a hundred hashbrowns

Written by:
Dean Kaffenbarger

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