3lmer - STAT!

Woah, woah, woah what the fuck is goin' on right now
Uh, aw, I just woke up and I swear it feels like
I have a whole other brain tumor man
Fuck

Uh, get me some Tylenol, stat
And a garbage can with that
The vodka sweats hittin' and I can't hit back
Wait, wait, where the fuck am I at
Lost in the world like that one Kanyeezy track
Grab my phone just to call someone
But the screen has the light of a thousand suns
So now I'm goin Corey Hart with the glasses on
I think it's safe to say that I had too much fun
T-too much, woah, good Lord I'm askin how
Cause I just might need to go to AA now
Cause the hangover hittin like an AK, ow
But before I do that I have to figure out what

What the fuck even happened last night
The sauce is blocking my better reflective sight
So I left this stranger's house out of pure fright
Of what I could've done, or maybe even what I did
Who would even know what the consequences would be
For me, already got 30 unread messages
But I promise you that I am not flexin' it
Unless you count stating mistakes as the brand new whip

Hold up, hold up just a quick second please
I'm bout to start puking like a sitcom slurpee machine
The way they always somehow end up malfunctioning
Ok now I am actually about to start spewing

Uh, get me some Tylenol stat
And a garbage can with that
The vodka sweats hittin' and I can't hit back
Wait, wait, where the fuck am I at
Lost in the world like that one Kanyeezy track
Grab my phone just to call someone
But the screen has the light of a thousand suns
So now I'm goin Corey Hart with the glasses on
I think it's safe to say that I had too much fun
T-too much, woah, good Lord I'm askin how
Cause the pain is pulsating and it's doing it too loud
I need to eat a lot of greasy foods right now
But before I do that I have to figure out what

What the fuck even happened yesterday
It was a dinner party! Yeah! That shit was bussin' like a rave
But the true time and place my real memory craves
Is a grocery list of all the mistakes, so I been
I been checking the texts like it's Da Vinci Code
Tryna connect the dots like the Rosetta Stone
And to fruition came my worst fear yet
A 12 minute outgoing call to my ex? Oh fuck no

Uh, get me some Tylenol stat
And a garbage can with that
The vodka sweats hittin' and I can't hit back
Wait, wait, where the fuck am I at
Lost in the world like that one Kanyeezy track
Grab my phone just to call someone
But the screen has the light of a thousand suns
So now I'm goin' Corey Hart with the glasses on
I think it's safe to say I had too much fun

Dude, 3lmer, what the fuck dude? I was just walking up to see you
You know to see what's going on
But instead you vomit on my shoes and pass out?
These are brand new Yeezy boosts, dude, get it together

Written by:
Maxwell Szykowny

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