Carl Maxwell - The Plumber

Now here's a little story about no ordinary man
Some called him every evening I'll just call him Sam
He did the town a service he worked both day and night
Whenever he was needed he would lay his pipe
He's the plumber he's always on call
He's the plumber he wants to plumb them all
There was a time Miss Jackson needed him real bad
Her U bend needed fixing so she asked him what he had
On extremely close inspection he could see right there and then
She needed 8 inches of pipe as luck would have it he had 10
He's the plumber he's always on call
He's the plumber he wants to plumb them all
The word soon got around that he was quickly in and out
Both efficient and discreet in laying it round about
There's pipe enough for everyone Miss Jackson heard him say
She wasn't very happy he was giving it away
He's the plumber he's always on call
He's the plumber he wants to plumb them all
He's the plumber he's always on call
He's the plumber he wants to plumb them all
Now Sam's a proud tradesman and a master at his craft
But when he bragged about his business Joe the postman stood and laughed
He'd delivered t sweet Mis Jackson's box the day before
But Sam's the man he's got a plan to lay his pipe once more
He's the plumber he's always on call
He's the plumber he must have plumbed them all
He's the plumber he's always on call
He's the plumber he must have plumbed them all
He's the plumber he's always on call
He's the plumber he must have plumbed them all

Written by:
Carl Maxwell

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