Tesco Till Ladies - Wahmagheddon II

I am God
I will fuck every milf
With my omnisexual cock
Time to make this Matt's world
I am the one who knocks
I am the cum God
The God of spunk
I'm gonna fuck
Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks
Eight billion people in the world
It's time for them to become messy girls
Here's my manifesto
This is how it goes:
I will lower the meal deal price to three quid
I'll have an orgy with Emma Watson and Holly Willoughby
I will ban anime
I will give everyone strokes
I will make Tayler shit his pants
I will do a funny little dance
I will make african kids more hungry
I will kiss Sam Smith's sweet hot lips
I'll crush up the universe and snort it
In a fat chunky line
M.C. Retard this time you've gone too far
Shut up you beta cuck let me snort you up
If you snort up the world, you will have no more milfs to fuck
I've already fucked them all cracker
I will not let you do this
I will poo this
It's time to crank your hog, and crush you like my dog
My hogs already cranked, I've had a big fat wank thanks
I meant it in a bad way
Shut up your mum's gay
Okay
Way up
It's time for a fisting
My penis is itching
He ya
Ha, I've seen more force in old man Keith's bowel movements
Uh oh
It's time to die, Cuck Thumper
Mc retard no!
Do not hit the holy snare drum
Finally, Hump Thumper's dead, now i can snort up the uni
Wait, why the fuck is there boss music again
(Feet feet feet feet...)
Beast Feet, I will punch you to mars
I will lick your balls
I will stick your toes in my ass
I will stick my ass in your ass
Whoever smelt it, dealt it
Whoever wrote it, scrote it
Whoever hit it, shit it
Wah ah ah ah ah
Time to finish this with a footjob
No I am legally obliged to stay away from feet after the last incident
One small step for cum, one giant rope for cumkind
Yes please kill me with your giant feet
You can suck my dick
World ender
Penis bender
Transgender
Sex offender
The weakest links
I killed them all
Now it's me
And the bot, my spawn
Crusty Cum Bot
You will live not
I
Will
Track you down
Make you my
Willy gobby clown
(Cum Bot, the Crusty Cum Bot, will take your last schmeckles)
Cum Bot I have found you, I can track down your cummy scent for miles
No, how did you find my jizz cave
Are you fucking retarded I said I sniffed you out
You killed my Father, Jeffrey Epstein
No Crusty Cum Bot, I am your Father
No
I created you when I sprayed my snoopy joopy all over this one right fit milf
It was the squelchiest load I've ever sprayed
It sprayed so far that I accidentally splashed it all over my Lenovo ThinkPad
Well it looks like I will have to end your omnisexual rampage
Bring it on Cyber-spunk
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Lonely depressed milf, looking for some filth
Already watched it, she had some funny looking tits
Asian kamikaze, Black Salami
Bimbo Barbie getting fucked in the army
Brandi Love, hairy muff
Way up that's the stuff
Depressed goth loves sucking cock
That one made me finish into my sock
Cum Bot search for little people porn
No don't make me search for little people porn
Search it you goomba
System overload with little people porn no
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the final wank
When I touch myself, I feel like a plank
My hand is covering the gooey chode
There is women on screen, I think I have to reload
There is Elizabeth Olsen and Allison Brie
There is Emilia Clarke and Holly Willoughby
Also Bond star like Xenia Onatopp and Octopussy
As I tickle my testicles, my hand gets slippy
I'm gonna cum, this is bitching trippy
Now the universe is mine
Time to crush it up
It's snortin' time
(Wahmagheddon...)
One last long crusty line
Reality is mine
I'm gonna get so high
I can't feel my spine
Gonna commit hate crimes
For the rest of time
Spitting some rhymes
I came quick and cannot die
(I'm tripping balls...)
T.T.L
Friends forever
My Time has come, this is the end
We sing and laugh for our friends
The music is dead
The coke's in my head
I feel like I'm gonna have a stroke
This world is terrible, so I sniff it up my nose
Cum Bot will get me, this blows
And now I'm dead
Tesco Till Ladies is closed
T.T.L
Friends forever

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