Count Jaye & the Hard Beats - You'll Never Guess What Happened Today

Hey hey,
You’ll never guess what happened today
While walking down the streets of LA
Well I looked up
And found myself face to face

With a girl
Who claimed she came from some other world
That I shouldn’t be afraid or alarmed
She meant no harm
But the future of her world was at stake

500 light years from here
My galaxy’s filled with fear
Because the sun that once shined
Will soon fade away from gray, polluted skies
I fear we haven’t much time

Your planet earth we’ve been told
Contains the last trace of gold
That when shot into our skies
Will soon purify, without a doubt neutralize
And bring our star back to life

Hey hey,
You’ll never guess what happened today
I fell head over heels for a Grey
And in no time
I found myself her partner in crime

In a flash
We were headed to Fort Knox for some cash
Well I guess you could say we were a smash
Left the place trashed
In and out without a hair out of place

So now let me get this straight
I need to help you escape
to your far away star
In some Galaxy Cruiser loaded down with gold bars
You’re but a stone’s throw from Mars?

With every Robo Cop clown
Trying shoot our craft down
How will we make it in time?
How can 2 tons of gold save 5 billions of lives
You’ve lost your alien mind

Hey hey,
You’ll never guess what happened today
Well I traveled through our own Milky Way
And at light speed
Felt like my face was melting away

Hey hey,
You’ll never guess what happened today
Just the savior of an alien race
And their new prince
Soon to be engaged to their Queen

Skin is green
So attracted to this alien being
Thank my lucky star this isn’t a dream
Cuz at light speed
We now have a inter-galactic family

Written by:
JAYE MULLER, ROGER MANNING JR

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