Wesley and The Crushers - The Head, The Tail (The Whole Damn Thing)

Alex was a boy who wandered in the water
Mayor Larry Vaughn called a meeting to order
There's a pier eating roasts in the scary dark
While a mob is getting evil on a tiger shark
It was a perfect engine, an eating machine
It was the biggest damn shark that I've ever seen!
Three men, three barrels and a great white shark
Mary-Ellen Moffitt - she broke my heart!

The Kintner boy's fingers were beginning to prune
Independence Day weekend couldn't come too soon
Ten grand on the table made the whole town sing:
"The head! The tail! The whole damn thing!"

Michael rowed the boat into the feeding ground
Ellen Brody's getting drunk and wants to fool around
We've been clashing with a mayor who won't face the truth
There's a squalus in the water with the shot glass tooth
It was a twenty-five footer, it weighed three tonnes
Look out, summer people, cause here he comes!
Never mind if you're the kind that the shark just bit
Try comin' down here and chumming some of this shit!

Written by:
Wesley Crushers

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