Wesley and The Crushers - Hooper

It was a dark and summer night when a young woman went missing in the waters around Amity Island I was just a rich young kid who was "in sharks" and dreamt of getting my name in the National Geographic But when I got to that crazy island I found myself examining the body of a mutilated girl and I believe I said something like: So this is what happens. It would indicate the nonfrenzy feeding of a large squalus possibly unjumanus or isurus glaucus. Hmm this looks like a job for

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I said: Brody! Didn't you get on a boat and check out these waters!? Because this was not a boating accident! It wasn't a propeller! And it wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't the fuckin' Amityville Horror! It was a shark! And who am I to say? People call me

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So remember, people, if you happen to be walking on down the street and someone asks you to come to their island and help them hunt down a giant killer shark, think it over. Just think it over. And if you think that you're not quite up to the task, you just tell them they can always ask

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Wesley Crushers

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