Parallax - Croaked (Demo)

When I asked my Dad for a hundred bucks
He said, "You're forty, son! Go buy your own drugs!"
But the only high that can get me by
Is by hearing my song on the radio
Don't mind that it sucks
It only cost him a hundred bucks
I'll throw myself a prom
And I'll take your mom
So I can spend some bones on the dee jay

My song gets so much spin
My parents pay, I win

Somehow I said the word without getting sick
Referencing your mom with my flaccid dick
Praise god for that magic blue pill
'keep me goin' strong at my old age
I can't play guitar
I suck at spittin' bars
But I got some Ben's on my bene card
And if the price is right
Yeah, for just one night
You'll forget I'm a lame, old white guy

I'm just so stoked I haven't croaked yet
Greenbacks will get me on that poster

You spend your paycheck fillin' bongs
I spend mine greasin' palms
You're bummin' smokes at shows
I'm grindin' my own coke
And then you'll think it's a drag
When you see my name printed on the bag
So heed this lesson, my friend,
"If ya can't beat 'em, BUY 'EM"

I'm just so stoked I have't croaked yet
Who cares if you've got much more talent

Written by:
Vincent Marone

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