Morning in May - Jake From State Farm Ruined My Life

Choke on the glitter heavy hitters and we're ready to party
We have hate in our hearts so we dance on the bodies
Turn on your dash cams
Ill give you something to post
To disrespect your parents and the holy ghost

Smeared mascara I'm impaired yea but i know this place
In the back of the venue where we can share some pain
But but but wait wait
This is my fucking jam
I came with me myself and i just don't give a damn

Throw up in backseats (Bad me)
Take a number for "sorry's"
Might be dead in the front yard
Got a thumbs up for heartbeats
And I was last seen screaming "no regrets"
Fighting streetlight fire hydrants and their silhouettes

And I believe that nobody
Can take this night away from me
Say what you will about what you've seen
But this gas station pizza isn't judging me

I got a keen eye for damsels so undressed
Popping collars gotta holler cause were so obsessed
Let's talk sex drive we're all ready to go
Let me take a couple seconds to climb this pole

Throw up in backseats (Bad me)
Take a number for "sorry's"
Might be dead in the front yard
Got a thumbs up for heartbeats
And I was last seen screaming "no regrets"
Fighting streetlight fire hydrants and their silhouettes

And I believe that nobody
Can take this night away from me
Say what you will about what you've seen
But this gas station pizza isn't judging me

I got a sales pitch extended warranties
For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me
I got a sales pitch extended warranties
For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me

I got a sales pitch extended warranties
For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me
I got a sales pitch extended warranties
For rips or tears or burns or stains coming from me

Throw up in backseats (Bad me)
Take a number for "sorry's"
Might be dead in the front yard got a thumbs up for heartbeats
And I was last seen screaming "no regrets"
Fighting streetlight fire hydrants and their silhouettes

And I believe that nobody
Can take this night away from me
Say what you will about what you've seen
But this gas station pizza isn't judging me

Written by:
Jake Bartolic

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