Jim Chastain - The Bellboys (DEMO)
Here, this goes to room 180Ugh! No you, I hate that lady
Why'd you think I'd
Pawn her off on you?
Didn't you hear what Nelson told us?
Course, with how damn much he scolds us
Hey, give him a break
There's lots to do
Everyday it's always something
When you're dealing with first class
And it's a nightmare all the same with
Nelson always up my ass
Every day, yet another
Headache from a guest
Every hour on the hour
Fulfilling some request
I'd pummel all these snobs
If I wouldn't lose my job
The streets are shit, so you don't dare quit
Sounds better than a damn bellhop!
Well hello, ma'am, I'll take your coat
Well hello, sir! I'll take your hat
Hey, may I just say
That you look stunning
That old bat?
Nice going, that'll cost us
Like they've got that much to take
Every penny counts for something
When a penny's all you make
I'm tired, drained, and sore
By the end of every shift
I might riot if there's one
More goddamn case to lift
I'd be six feet underground
If I didn't bum around
Well at least pretend that your
Time's well spent
To prevent one of Nelson's breakdowns
Is this what you call service?
It's the worst I've ever seen
Stop everything this doesn't look like
Five-star to me
There's luggage to be carried and
Oh gosh! It's well past noon
So get a move on, chop, chop, chop
The Thompsons should be here soon!
Everything must be perfect
Fine won't do
Every case has its place
Every guest with the
Best star review
Must I remind you
That service must be at its best
At its prime
Every time
For every guest
Everything must be perfect
Fine won't do
(Fine won't do)
Smile and nod, it's your job
Always strive for that
Five star review
Must I remind you
That to ensure that this place thrives
All I ask
(Everything must)
Stay on task
(Be perfect)
(Everything must be perfect)
Every
They've arrived!
Written by:
Jim Chastain
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