Trapped in Distortion - First World Problems

My Hairline is receding (Bald)
My Uber eats went to the wrong house (Damnit)
My Wife Took the Kids! (Karen!)
I stepped on a Lego (Oww)
My phone screen is cracked (BooHoo)
I wanna die

Small dick energy is what women say to me.

No such thing as First World Problems
This is not a pity party
I've never seen big goth titties
I don't know how to end this line

My parents said stop wasting money on NFTs

No such thing as First World Problems
This is not a pity party
I've never seen big goth titties
I don't know how to end this song

So no head?

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