Oily Bastard - Oily Bastard

I'm Oily Bastard and I weigh 700 pounds
I'm not a solid, and that's not as bad as it sounds
I can slide through any sort of crevice that you can imagine
Unlike you I don't have any bones to hold me back

I produce oils that are crude and will make you sick
I can turn any sticky pan into a non-stick
I have oil glands that produce oil don't you think that's pretty cool
I think so too, that's right, I think I'm pretty slick

I'm not even technically a human 'cause I don't got any bones
Or arms or fingers or organs of any kind

Oi. Ly. Ba. Stard
Oi. Ly. Ba. Stard
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oily) ly (Bastard) Ba (Oily) Stard (Bastard)
Oi (Oily) ly (Bastard) Ba (Oily) Stard (Bastard)

I like to make songs despite not having any ears
Don't know how long I've been alive, maybe 90 years
I have never worn clothes because I don't have a penis or balls
Sorry that I said that but I'm telling you the truth

Don't try to play the "got your nose" game with me because
I don't have a nose and it will be awkward for both of us
At some point I gotta sell the oils I produce so I can
Supplement my 5 cents an hour music income
I am almost done writing this song or maybe singing it
Somewhere, I'm not quite sure because I'm singing what I wrote, I'm

Oi. Ly. Ba. Stard
Oi. Ly. Ba. Stard
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oily) ly (Bastard) Ba (Oily) Stard (Bastard)
Oi (Oily) ly (Bastard) Ba (Oily) Stard (Bastard)

Oi. Ly. Ba. Stard
Oi. Ly. Ba. Stard
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oily) ly (Bastard) Ba (Oily) Stard (Bastard)
Oi (Oily) ly (Bastard) Ba (Oily) Stard (Bastard)

Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Ba (Ba) Stard (Stard)
Oi (Oi) ly (ly) Bas-tard

Written by:
Henry Adams

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