Jamie Lockman - Drive Thru

Came through town on 502
Severe case of munchies I had cotton mouth to
I saw the sign and the light turned green
I signaled right and found a Dairy Queen

I ordered slowly, took my time
Ignoring all those assholes honking from behind
Pulled around to the window and said
"Last time I was here you fucked me. I don't forget"

Fucked me at the drive thru
Played games with my food
Under cooked my curly fries
Happy meal with no surprise
Fucked me at the drive thru

Another meal in styrofoam
All I heard was static on the speaker phone
Smiles are free, I think it's a joke
Won't surprise me if that bitch spit in my Coke

Ten miles past the golden arch
Double checked my bill detected missing a starch
Crumpled up, I turned right around
Tossed it out the window on my way back to town

Fucked me at the drive thru
Supersized the price to
Bending over top my car
Ronald gives it to me hard
Fucked me at the drive thru

Squealed my tires through the parking lot
Sure to park sideways in a handicapped spot
Stomped through puddles kicking open the door
A trail of muddy footprints on their shiny floor

Marched to the counter slamming down my fist
"How may I help you?", well now I'm pissed
"For starters you can wipe that phony smile off your face
I'd like to see your manager, cuz you're a disgrace"

Warm pop soggy fries
You forgot my apple pies
No ketchup packs, you double taxed
My Big Mac's cold inside

Choking down a Quarter Pounder
Second bite I took I found a
Band-aid chewed, coughed spit and spewed
McChunks by dashboard light
And that ain't right

"Do you have a receipt?"
"I threw it away"
"Threw it away?"
"Yes, out the window of my truck"

The corporate logo holds no responsibility or liability
Clinging to deniability in the event of your inability
To prove otherwise, I'd have to say good luck Chuck
I think you're

Fucked me at the drive thru
Played games with my food
Under cooked my curly fries
Happy meal with no surprise
Fucked me at the drive thru

Fucked me at the drive thru
Supersized the price to
Bending over top my car
Ronald gives it to me hard
Fucked me at the drive thru

Written by:
Jamie Lockman

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