The World Famous Tallboys - Life's Too Short (To Say I've Never Sucked a Dick)

I've traveled the world, been everywhere
I love the ladies but I just don't care
Life's too short to say I've never been to Baltimore
'Cause the same old same old just makes me bored

Life's too short to say I never sucked a dick
I guess I'm straight, but what of it?
We're all somewhere between a Kinsey 0 or 6
If you don't like it you can
Eat a whole bag of dicks!

Heteroflexable? Naw, I'm just me
I go to pride 'cause it's a fucking party
They aren't my gay friends, they're just my friends
And yes barkeep... I'll have another Rev!

Life's too short to say I never sucked a dick
I guess I'm straight, but what of it?
We're all somewhere between a Kinsey 0 or 6
If you don't like it you can
Eat a whole bag of dicks!

Written by:
Derek Leach, Matthew May

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