Jesus and the Astronauts - Not Too Drunk

Hanging out at Heavy Anchor
Celebrate Josh with a shot or three
It's not every day that you hire a boy-band just to tell the world you're 33
Invited ourselves to play this show
Tried to stay sober, but you know how it goes
When you're waiting around for your prayers to be answered
Maybe this time He'll finally show
We asked Jesus to join the band
We've got a hole to fill just like your hands
We asked Jesus to join the band
We're out of alcohol and we need a Miracle Man (Woo)
Not too drunk to play this song
Not too drunk to get it wrong
Not too drunk to forget the lyrics
Not too drunk...schmyrics
Not too drunk for another round
Not too drunk for a "smoke, shot, jam"
Not too drunk to ask for a favor
Not too drunk for our Lord and Savior
We asked Jesus to join the band
We've got a hole to fill just like your hands
We asked Jesus to join the band
We're out of alcohol and we need a Miracle Man
(Maybe Jesus wants bass?)
Not too drunk to pee standing up
Not too drunk to miss the cup
Not too drunk to walk a straight line
Not too drunk to think that dude's fine
Not too drunk for some Taco Bell
Not too drunk to see you in Hell
Not too drunk thanks for hanging out
Not too drunk we're Jesus and the Astronauts
Not too drunk

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