Jesus and the Astronauts - Tail of the Dirty Nurse

Hey girl, I met you on the internet
And you weren't very nice, no
Not like all them other ones
And Hey girl, I think you've got some issues
Something deep and dark inside you that comes out at night
If I had to bet, when I finally get you in bed you're gonna be a Freak Show
You're gonna like some weird ass shit, yo
We'll drive down to Arkansas 'cause we don't wanna break any laws
Missouri ain't cool with anything rough and Illinois just ain't far enough
So put a finger in my butthole
I'll put my dick in them sweet ass tits
Put this collar on girl, you're gonna be my sex puppet
Hey girl, I met you on the internet
And you weren't very nice, no
Not like all them other ones
And Hey girl, I think you've got some issues
Something deep and dark inside you that comes out at night
If I had to bet, when I finally get you in bed you're gonna be a Freak Show
You're gonna like some weird ass shit, yo
We'll drive down to Arkansas 'cause we don't wanna break any laws
Missouri ain't cool with anything rough and Illinois just ain't far enough
So put a finger in my butthole
I'll put my dick in them sweet ass tits
Put this collar on girl, you're gonna be my sex puppet
My sex puppet
(My sex puppet)
I've got three fingers
Gonna turn you to a bowling ball
I've got three fingers
Gonna turn you to a bowling ball
I've got three fingers
Gonna turn you to a bowling ball
I've got three fingers
Gonna turn you to a bowling ball
And I'm gonna bowl a strike

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Jesus Astronauts

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