Rhett Rhapsody - Singlet (Wrestle Me)

(Damn! That Singlet is tight, son! Y'knaw Mean?!)
Tight, fits just right
Muscle Mike's got might
Test that when we fight tonight
He could knock me out like a light
But he's all bark, no bite
WOOF
Damn
Hispanic man in spandex, yum
Nothing left to the imagination
He looks great in it, he makes weight
And I'm impatiently waiting to satiate him, ay
He could sit on my face in it
Let him win, let him get the pin, he could play with it
Some men like to submit and I'm one of 'em
Pop that pink jockstrap like bubblegum
Good Gracious, Bodacious, got the bubble butt
(We should fuck)
'Cuz you rock that Singlet, you're my king for that
Coincidentally, I got a kink for that, I'm like
Boy, come wrestle with me
I'll be in the back with this Singlet on
I tell that jock boy
Come and tussle with me
Slam me on the mat as I sing this song
Oh-Oh-Oh
You know I got that strap on me
You know I got that hot jockstrap on me, hey
You know I got that strap on me
You know I got that, got that, hot jockstrap on me
Sweep for the Legs
Scoop for the Eggs
Huevos, better leggo my Eggo
Cinnamon Man and it's imminent
He'll be pinnin' it
I wanna stretch you out
Snap that strap for a strapping young lad
Baddie, Daddy, Cute when you're mad
An Alpha, smarter than your average Dumb Jock
Went to college, got the knowledge
Give a fuck what job
I.U.? Ivy Tech? Ivy League?
School and Sports are a scam, I believe
I just want your sweaty body gliding up beside me, grimy!
Boy, come wrestle with me
I'll be in the back with this Singlet on
I tell that jock boy
Come and tussle with me
Slam me on the mat as I sing this song
Oh-Oh-Oh
Down, Down, Down, Down
It's goin' down, down, down, down
It's goin' down, down, down, down, down
Down, Down, Down, Down
Bi's, Tri's, Tight Pecs
Wrestle Me then let's have sex
A guy's thighs, bi's tri's, tight pecs
Wrestle Me in your red Singlet
Oh, you've got a chokehold on my soul, drill me, Coach
Oh, you've got a chokehold on my soul, drill me, Bro
(Drill me, Bro)
Boy, come wrestle me
I'll be in the back with the Singlet on
I tell that jock boy
Come and tussle with me
Slam me on the mat as I sing this song
Oh-Oh-Oh
You know I got that strap on me
You know I got that hot jockstrap on me, hey
You know I got that strap on me
You know I got that, got that, hot jockstrap on me
(Rhett Rhapsody)

Written by:
Kevin Colon

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