The Confusion - Life Problems
This song right here
Goes out to my ex wife
She was really, really ugly
Now let me tell you something
A little story about my ugly ex wife
It goes a little bit like this
Well, well
I ain't never seen a face as ugly as yours
I wanna slam your head into a door
I don't like the way you look
I wanna hit you with a fucking book
I remember not telling you that funny joke
Now I'm here wishing you'd have a fucking stroke
Don't ask me for no pickup rides or my shotgun will come and you'll say goodbye
My shotguns filled to the brim with shells
I'll cut your head off and put it on my shelf
Don't mess around with the big ole buck or I'll hit you with my fucking pickup truck
Ill shoot you like a deer on a Saturday morning
When the weathers a cold and storming
Don't ever try to come back to me, cause I'll never give you any money
That's just the start of it
Now let me tell you the rest of the song
Well my ex wife came back to the house and I said you better get the fuck out
I pulled out my fucking shotgun and she said she was sorry for what she'd done
I said I don't care about what you think and she said how about we go get a drink
I said fuck no bitch you crazy as hell, for how crazy you are, you should be in jail
She said don't worry, we can work things out
I said bitch what the hell are you talking about
I said I ain't ever moving back with you again, you can move back with your parents back in Michigan
She got all pissed and took my pickup truck
I looked at her and said bitch what the fuck
I aimed my shotgun right at the tire and the truck flipped over and it started on fire
I said bitch I told you not to mess with me
She started screaming and she was like help me!
I turned right around and headed back to the house and I got so bored so I sat on the couch
I turned the television on and I heard a big boom
Now there's no more ugly bitches in my room
I'm all alone
Thank god I'm all alone
No more ugly bitches
Now I got to buy a new truck
Awe shit, what the fuck
Written by:
Tayen Simonson
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