Acid Milkshake - Funky Holidays

(Hey Jimmy, you know what I've noticed recently)
(What)
(It just seems that people celebrate Christmas earlier and earlier every year)
(Yeah, I guess they do that, yeah)
(You know, we should write a song about that)
(That's what we're doing right now)
(Oh...yeah, you're right)
Halloween’s over, Thanksgiving is gone
And here we are, another Christmas song
Don’t put your lights up in mid-July
That’s a little too far, too ahead of time
Now look, I look forward to Christmas Day
But don’t Christmas shopping in May
Be careful, man, don’t it come too soon
We’re just to alert you, with this Christmas tune
Every year it’s hard to remember
Whether it’s July or December
Either way, I’ll never forget those
Funky holidays
Here’s the thing, it’s really a bummer
When your tree is up in the summer
Either way, I’ll never forget those
Funky holidays
January, February, March, April, May
When is Christmas? I just can’t say
Is it June, July, August, September
When is Christmas? I just can’t remember
Is it October, uh, November, um, no December
Shit bro, it's December
Fuck yeah
Every year it’s hard to remember
Whether it’s July or December
Either way, I’ll never forget those
Funky holidays
Here’s the thing, it’s really a bummer
When your tree is up in the summer
Either way, I’ll never forget those
Funky holidays
Every year it’s hard to remember
Whether it’s July or December
Either way, I’ll never forget those
Funky holidays
Here’s the thing, it’s really a bummer
When your tree is up in the summer
Either way, I’ll never forget those
Funky holidays
Either way, I’ll never forget those
Funky holidays

Written by:
James Lyons, Ryan Fitzgerald

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