Shane Bell Band - CHRISTMAS BLUES

My ol' friend Kenny took my girlfriend
Last Christmas he did too
I think its time to find a new friend
And I'm gunna get a new fine honey too
So, let me borrow your Christmas blazer amigo
Cause I've got a blind date with the Christmas Blues

It gets even sadder than that so listen up

My uncle Gary ate all the casserole
Aunt Gene ate all the pe-can pie oh my
My cousin Steve forgot his cannabis
Now there ain't nobody in this family gettin' high
So I cried let me get a cup of that eggnog Grandma Bell
Cause my throat is parched from the Christmas Blues

Now climb down off that reindeer Larry Stephens and pick us out some of those holiday blues C'mon baby...

Alright Shanna Shelton step up here and channel seductive Mrs Clause and make it good and sultry

Sure hope I get some presents this year
Last Christmas it was a bust
I'm just here to throw around Christmas cheer ya'll
So I don't raise no fuss.
So I cried let me drive that sleigh St. Nick
Cause' my spurs are dulled from those Christmas Blues

I mean Jesus never did say celebrate my birthday that's all
We do agree that Montgomery Ward made up Rudolf right
To save money on coloring books
The whole things got me singing the blues man

Written by:
Shane Bell

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