Love Note to Dexter - Anthem for the Big Christmas Brawl

Laura Dern as your mom
With a cranberry pop
And the season spins on its side
When you peak past the seeds
Of the clementines please
Remember that it’s Yuletide
And toboggans they rise
From the grave of that guy
Who invented sleds in the first place
And Santa dreams on
Of a snow-covered lawn
And presents all up your in face
Hey watch for that thief
With the wreath in his teeth
Pretending he’s the queen of the night
And ole Joey Jo
With a baby in tow
Says “enough with the myrrh, god, alright?”
Fireside Fred
Smells like he’s quite dead
Or a reindeer who forgot to bathe
We all said a prayer
In Chevy Chase underwear
That Frosty would come out unscathed
From the big Christmas brawl
All for one, one for all!
We deck the halls with key lime pie
And Jesus was born
On a warm Texas morn
As the drummer boy fell from the sky
Into a pile of geese
And a warm polar fleece
That you didn’t put on Santa’s list
But your family is here
Drinkaling sparkling beer
Guess we all got our big Christmas wish

Written by:
Ivan Raczycki, Scarlett Raczycki

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