Argyle Giant - Step Father

Hit them with the memory
They still don't remember me
Sang another melody to another symphony
You can say I'm born for this
Something like a prophecy
Try to block my way
But there is just no stopping me
I don't like to brag about all these menial things
Can't flex my finger cause all these diamond and gold rings
Can't even wrap my fingers around all this cash I'm holding
The water is scolding, feels like my skin's melting
Way I record sounds like I never take a breath
The way you record sounds like you need a breath mint
My voice is so course I could use a refreshment
Pay my nominal fee and I'll teach you a lesson
Always act first so I'm never second guess'n
If I was a deli I would be a delicatessen
When I go on Jeopardy I will not have a contestant
Nothing I've tried I'm not eventually the best at
I think it's my best song when it's my worst rap
I didn't sleep well I should probably take a nap
I am so filthy I'm gonna take a bath
I am so bad they call me Michael Jackson's dad

Step father and if she's 18 I'mma try and get to know your daughter
I'll be your step father and if she's 18 I'll teach her how to be a good mother

People think that I'm a jerk
I ain't
Elon Musk rich
I've been sleeping on couches
Living in a drainage ditch

Want to know my history it's best not to ask me
But I'll tell you anyway cause I think I'm fascinating
Pulling pieces of asss instead of masturbating
I just heard the facebook ding, it's probably Stevie
Good at making beats like giving free candy to you babies
Nothing unique as this since 1987
I was so high they asked my height
I said 7/11
"What are you peddling?"
I said "hot pepper plants"
So many styles do you like my MC Hammer pants
This move right here I call it the purple Cherokee rain dance
At first glance you must have thought that I was swamp thing
It's a good job if the task seems daunting
I was dabbing so much I forgot to eat
I was eating so much I forgot to drink
I was drinking so much I forgot to sleep
I was sleeping so much I never went to work

People think that I'm a jerk
I ain't
Elon Musk rich
I've been sleeping on couches
Living in a drainage ditch
People think that I'm a jerk
I ain't
Elon Musk rich
I've been sleeping on couches
Living in a drainage ditch

Written by:
Timothy Dampier

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