Jason Deere - Crack da Coconut

Crack the Coconut

I'd love to go to the islands
But I've only got two days
So I bought a little plant looks like a palm tree
Banana Boat Sport and Walmart shades
I hung white lights from the porch to the trees
And bought a truckload river sand
Spread it out around my chair in the yard
And I've been sittin' here all weekend

Trying to crack the coconut swingin' this hammer
Trying to crack the coconut and busted my thumb
Trying to crack the coconut cause girl I wanna hand you
A homemade cup to drinka this rum
Trying to crack the coconut swingin' dis hammer
Trying to crack the coconut and busted my thumb
Trying to crack the coconut gonna be alright now
Don't wanna be sober til the weekend's done

Time down here runs slow as molasses
Tide runs deep baby don't you know
Pencil Thin Mustache Great fruit, Juicy Fruit
I'm just a Buffett without a boat

Trying to crack the coconut swingin' this hammer
Trying to crack the coconut and busted my thumb
Trying to crack the coconut cause girl I wanna hand you
A homemade cup to drinka dis rum
Trying to crack the coconut swingin' this hammer
Trying to crack the coconut and busted my thumb
Trying to crack the coconut gonna be alright now
Don't wanna be sober til the weekend's done

My dog likes layin' in the shade
And my girl likes sittin' in the sun
We swear we can hear the ocean waves
Gettin' our buzz on

Trying to crack the coconut swingin' this hammer
Trying to crack the coconut and busted my thumb
Trying to crack the coconut cause girl I wanna hand you
A homemade cup to drinka this rum
Trying to crack the coconut swingin' dis hammer
Trying to crack the coconut and busted my thumb
Trying to crack the coconut gonna be alright now
Don't wanna be sober til the weekend's done

Written by:
Jason Deere

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