Otter Debauchery - Dick Pic

Technology has come a long long way
From the days we used to live in caves
But now we live in modern homes
With smart TVs and mobile phones
With cameras so you can photograph
Use instagram filters, make each other laugh
Or capture some of the beauty of the world
Make some art, impress a girl
Or take a dick pic, take a dick pic
I don't know why men subscribe
to taking dick pics, taking dick pics
I hope there's more to them than what hangs between their thighs
I mean, I've been on all the dating apps
Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge
And never once have I received
A picture of a randomer's minge
So why do guys think an out of context penis
Would win the heart or loins of a girl
I think with Grindr it's kind of different
But then I'm not really part of that world
Of taking dick pics, taking dick pics
I don't know why I'd subscribe
To taking dick pics, taking dick pics
I hope there's more to me than what hangs between my thighs
It's not that I am unhappy with my penis
I'm fairly chuffed about it's length and it's girth
I just can't see how this extremity
Could demonstrate to you my whole value or worth
But baby if you're into dick pics
Maybe we could get to know one another better
If you're the one I'd make you a phallic gallery
With the knowledge it would be making you wetter
But guys penises are pretty weird looking
So maybe just start with a face
Or try to think of something more interesting to say than
"Hey there, how was your day?"
But maybe don't take it from me
I sucked at the internet dating scene
I just don't think anyone should see my penis
Unless they buy me a drink first
Or want me to put it in them
So no dick picks, no, no dick pics
I don't know why men subscribe
To taking dick pics, taking dick pics
I don't think I shall subscribe
To taking dick pics
Oh no no dick pics baby
No dick pics baby
No dick pics baby
No dick pics baby
No dick pics baaa-byyy

Written by:
Dan Leith

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