John Rich and Mike Rowe - Santa's Gotta Dirty Job

(Woo doggie)

Santa Claus got a dirty job (dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa's got a dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

Well, every year old Santa Claus loads up in his sleigh
And them reindeer running in front of him kick mud up in his face
And those chimneys he goes climbing down ain't exactly all that fun
But if he don't do it, nobody will
So, Santa's gonna get the job done

Don't you know that
Santa Claus got a dirty job (dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa's got a dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

Through wind and rain and blinding snow
Santa Claus never slows down
He's gotta keep on pushin' them reindeer hard
If he's gonna hit every town
Sneakin' in, sneakin' out for a twenty four hours straight
Gotta outrun them big guard dogs
Gotta do whatever it takes

Don't you know that
Santa Claus got a dirty job (dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa's got a dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

(You know, John, I was just thinkin')
(Old Santa Claus, he's a big man) (he is)
(Visits over three hundred million folks every year) (woo)
(And every year he goes, you know what he finds?) (What?)
(Cookies, and he eats them, he's gotta)
(He's Santa Claus, it'd be rude not to, I'm just sayin')
(You wake up in the middle of the night)
(And see that big man in your house makin' a B-line for the bathroom)
(You best get out of his way)
('Cause you know)

Santa Claus got a dirty job (dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa's got a dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job
And he does it all night long

Santa Claus got a dirty job (dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa's got a dirty job)
Santa Claus got a dirty job
And he does it all night long
Yes, he does it all night
Yeah, he does it all night long (woo)

(Merry Christmas, Mike Rowe)
(Merry Christmas, John Boy)

Written by:
John Rich

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