Goatachu - Shiny Rocks (feat. Supernovix)

Chunky monkey smacking dem cheeks
Smacking them like a punching bag on a tree
And when the lava monkey comes to feast
We give them the bananas to eat
The bananas were so tasty that they turned back
Everyone was cured of the disease
But there was still one on lava, they turned the other ones into magma
Then they went on a murdering spree
Shiny rocks, shiny rocks, better than V-Bucks, better than arson
Shiny rocks, shiny rocks, spend it on a hat, more swagger than Dwayne Johnson
Yuh, shiny rocks, shiny rocks
FREE BANANAS IN THE TREEHOUSE
All the monkeys climbing up the stairs
I think it's a ladder
Shut up who cares
They climb up to get their bananas
But it was a trap, all the lava monkeys tag them
8 year old's sad cuz they only have two shiny rocks
Then they go to their computer and type in shiny cocks
The parents find the search history and ground that ass for ages
Then he goes insane because he can't play monkey tag
Then commits genocide on the UK including his parents
And he ends up getting arrested then escaping
Mind you he's only nine now
Then he blows up a graveyard and some zombies emerge
Now there is an apocalypse so he proceeds to wipe out all the zombies
Then he's the only human left in the world
So he results to sexual intercourse with elephants
Which starts the new population of elephant cuk
Then he dies due to tuberculosis because he's a dumbass and no one loved him anyway
Um, dude are you ok
Honestly, I don't know, uh anyways
Shiny rocks, shiny rocks, better than V-Bucks, better than arson
Shiny rocks, shiny rocks, spend it on a hat, more swagger than Dwayne Johnson
Yuh, shiny rocks, shiny rocks
Rocks, rocks, rocks

Written by:
Goatachu ., Supernovix .

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