John Sammers - The Cicada That Ate Five Dock

Most of the people sitting at home, watching TV or mowing the lawn
Sweet old Five Dock calmly serene, Sunday's not much of a big scene

And it comes, yeh it comes, and it comes, oh yeh it comes
Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee

Well it ate all the buildings and ate all the people
Went to the church and ate up the steeple
Ate up the school and got constipation
It got diarrhoea from the police station
And it flew around, yeh it flew to the ground
Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee

Cicada, cicada, cicada, cicada that ate Five Dock

So cicada decided to have a break
It's crushing jaws had a crushing ache
It had a kip in Five Dock Park, while the vigilante posse waited 'til dark
And they came, with their spray, but they were still too far away
Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee

Cicada, cicada, cicada, cicada that ate Five Dock

Well then they called out the army reserve
The Air Force thought they'd come for a perve
Dropped a giant bomb right on its groin, which blew up Five Dock and most of Drummoyne
And it flew around, yeh it flew to the ground
Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee

Cicada, cicada, cicada, cicada that ate Five Dock

Written by:
John Sammers

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