Beachfront Vinny - Not A Broadway Guy (Radio Edit)

What about that time Idina Menzel snubbed you
For tweeting you hate rent and Jonathan Larsen
Well that guy doesn't know how to return a phone call
Maybe that's because Jonathan Larsen's dead
What about that Book of Mormons second callback
Trey and Matt overreacted severely
And besides what can Josh Gad do that I can't do
Show up sober dance in sync and sing on key

I'm not them
And in the end
It's the music that's inside
Which makes me realize
I'm not a Broadway guy
I'm not a Broadway guy

What about that time you sneezed on Tony Danza
Or that time you mofo'ed Andrew Lloyd Webber
I loved Phantom and thought he would find it funny
Having him sign my Pink Floyd's Echoes record
Your timing is bad like backstage after Wicked
And of course you hit on Kristen Chenowith
Her bodyguard didn't have to friggin slug me
No you schmuck that was that guy that she was with

I'm not them
And in the end
It's the music that's inside
Which makes me realize
I'm not a Broadway guy
I'm not a Broadway guy

Written by:
Vincent Daverino

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