Beachfront Vinny - The New Chanukah Song (Adam Sandler Parody)

Thank you Long Island
This next song is a Chanukah song
There's not too many Chanukah songs
There's Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song and this ain't it

People ask what-a-cha
Is Surf Rock Chanukah
Instrumental erotica
With fender guitarikas

Surf Hanukkah is the festival of twang
It's about the celebrities who just
Don't give a dang
I'm the Long Island guy who
Made this surf rock diddy
Here's a list of famous people who hate
Surf and Beachfront Vinny

Yeah can you believe it
That's because they suck

Post Malone is not a fan of The Ventures
Neither am I said 50 Cent through his dentures
Guess who thinks The Beach Boys are overrated
That old guy from Oasis, who everyone hated
I once asked Dua Lipa what she thought about Dick Dale
She slapped my face and said I don't watch porn with any males

What about that time I gave surf rock to Gucci Mane
He smacked me hard and said yo Vin don't bring that on the plane

Celebs do not wantakah
A fun surf rock Hanukkah
They suck just like Monica
But I love surf rock Hanukkah

O.J. Simpson still does not like surf
Neither did Prince and he was a real fricking jerk
Yeah well I knew him
Well I knew his brother
Harry Styles knows not a thing about reverb
And at a live rock concert lizzo once flipped me the bird
And it was a big bird
Elton John said as his suit began to sparkle
I hate surf rock more than AIDS drugs and Megan Markle
Oh please

When I first brought my surf rock music to universal
They had security remove me
From my own rehearsals

They'd rather eat brocco lah
Then listen to surf rock Chanukah
It's banned in Santa Monica
And all south Californica
But if you really wannakah
Have a happy happy happy surf rock Chanukah

Written by:
Vincent Daverino

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