Bloodhound Gang and Jimmy Frank - Right Turn, Clyde

Times new roman you know the type.
Calling me public enemy, but dont believe the hype.
Tough guy like the one in "star 80" wanna bait me.
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me.
Gave your girl a little wink, so you make a big stink.
Shoulders got a chip, so you flip like a tiddlywink.
Know what i think? I think you might be darwins' missing link.
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a shrinky dink.
Bet i can take a hint, better than i can take a hit.
Completely incompatible though im a pussy you're a dick.
How can you hold a grudge when you cant even hold a job.
Should've known butter but your not corn on the cob.
I choose to use a song for a weapon, not a sword, struck a chord.
If i wanted to see stars i'll watch the "academy awards".
That's why i ran like flock of seagulls why make-up like mary kay.
You must've given up on hair plugs, 'cause now you're going toupee.

All in all you're just another dick with no balls.
All in all you're just another dick with no balls.

Mama said talk this out and resolve.
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve.
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool.
Half with it. Half wit. Half finished high school.
Give you a piece of my mind but i know you want it splattered.
Heard you like your woman like you like your shrimp, you like em' battered.
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel.
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that macho man randy savage stare.
Wanna snap into a slim jim, break limbs but do i care?
No sorry, im a lover, not a fighter. Commit your crime.
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, i'll be glad that you do time.
Here's the deal i cop a feel you cop a plea, but get the maximum.
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum.
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell. Now though alone.
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chickens bone.

All in all you're just another dick with no balls.
All in all you're just another dick with no balls.

Right turn Clyde.
Right turn Clyde.
Right turn Clyde.
Right turn Clyde.
Right turn Clyde.

Written by:
ROGER WATERS, JIMMY POP ALI

Publisher:
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group

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