Metranoid - Pimp Jesus

In the spotlight popping smokes in the midnight
Trading weed for a better pair of shoes to shine
I pull all of the bitches
Tall bitches short bitches
That's how I get my rap stitches
I don't got money for a doctor
Guy around corner selling shots
For a shorty that'll rock him
Wearing clothes older than your father
Adopted me twice and I'm still after his daughter

Fight me in the ring, if you got a death wish
Stomp you out on the curb with my crew
Homie banged my girl so I hit that
Shot him twice with a gun, that want went bappity bap
I told him he could hit that

Mary told me she's virgin
Made Jesus Christ a pimp, to all the fellas that heard of him
Walking down the street call him pimp player
Disrespect the rules and you'll rest in the ozone layer

Going harder than an NBA player
Fellas in grade school talking bout I'm a hater
Love watching ships go down, cause fuck the Mayer
Legalizing weed to the fellas in the multilayer

I love playing with the hoes
Touching me places, that hopefully god will never know
Licking me clean, and they fixing up my spleen
Taking all my sins away, and off duty
Making me feel brand new, and shaking big old bitches booty
Relieving me, and making me damn rooty tooty
Sucking me like a big ol popsicle
Bitches love candy, I'm the whole damn psychological

In Hawaii living the dream I'm semitropical
Topics that'll leave your brain I'm multi topical
All the shit that you live and let go
Fuck with me and all that shit do fret tho

Signing on titties that'll bounce with rotation
Jiggly pop on top, a circulation
Writing this shit, with a lot of filth and rage
Lighting a pump, like I'm fucking up this bitches braids

Shits rocking like a global warming
Drinking it up like a kitty cat, licking up a fountain
Climbing mountains just to get a view
This bitches breast are so big, it's finna make me puke

Doing push-ups till my arms go out
Hip goes out, and I thrust till my head trips out
Fucking her mean and doing dirty
Goldie locks getting mad sturdy birdie, that's the wordy

Losing my brain while her eyes roll up
Tides go up and the flies go up
Planes flying, and they diving up
Refs shaking, while they legs shaking up, up

Dogs lick chocolate while they heart damn stop
Heart damn stop, send him back to the pet shop
Picking up kitty litter in the back, while they head stop
Spitting fur balls on a drippy player
Fuck him up and say it was a cause of nature
Big ol boots stomp him out, make him whip out the inhaler

I can't breath sucking cigars and looking mean
Keeping clean on my corner of the street
Fellas walking up to me, and I fuck him up
With my gang and the crew, we is foreigners we busy sucking up

Blue stripes and red signs of awareness
Yeah the cops pulling up, careless that they scare us
Think they all that, finna fall in a trap, snap crack and a smack, to frats all in the back

Gonna teach em whos boss and put 'em in they place
Working out hard like a cold hard damn murder case
Training like rocky after losing to ice T
Thinking of Jews in the club getting mad sturdy
Pressing play put 'em forward and repeat

My girl called and said she didn't like me
Come on honey you invited to delight me
My cribs empty got me crying like a toddler
Turn up the tv and I'm watching while my balls wander

Am I fucking bitches just to get laid
Or am I doing it so I can paid
Do I wanna start a family?

Written by:
Alejandro Reyess

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