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Top 10 hilariously misheard lyrics

We all love singing along to our favourite songs, although some of us tend to get a little creative with the lyrics...

Songs are like Chinese whispers, but no matter how much we might reassure our friends that the Bee Gees are singing about a 'bald-headed' woman; unfortunately, the truth is rarely as exciting as our own imaginations.

Below are some of the funniest, strangest and silliest misheard lyrics. Warning: you may never be able to sing these songs the same way again.

1. 'Saving his life from this warm sausage tea'. Right lyrics: 'Spare him his life from this monstrosity' from Queen’s 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.

2. 'See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen'. Right lyrics: 'See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dancing Queen' from ABBA’s 'Dancing Queen'.

3. 'I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone'. Right lyrics: 'I can see clearly now, the rain is gone' from Johnny Nash’s 'I can see clearly now'.

4. 'Dyslexics on fire'. Right lyrics: 'Your sex is on fire' from Kings of Leon’s 'Sex on Fire'.

5. 'Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong'. Right lyrics: 'Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong' from Abba’s 'Chiquitita'.

6. ‘Just let me staple the vicar’. Right lyrics: ‘Just let me state for the record’ from Sister Sledge’s ‘We are Family’.

7. ‘I’m begging you for bird seed’. Right lyrics: ‘I’m begging you for mercy’ from Duffy’s ‘Mercy’.

8. ‘Your burgers are the best’’. Right lyrics: ‘Your burdens I bear bare’ from Michael Jackson’s ‘You are not alone’.

9. 'I remove umbilicals'. Right lyric: 'I believe in miracles' from Hot Chocolate’s 'You Sexy Thing'.

10. 'Kick a chicken with it'. Right lyric: 'Gettin’ jiggy with it' from Will Smith’s 'Gettin’ jiggy with it'.